Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
2)A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
3)
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
4)Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love CHEEKis Heroism NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
5)Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab.
Boss : Which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
6)After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner? "