Humorous Jokes

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1)English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" :?: :?:

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

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2)A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: :x :x :x

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

& she is my kidney. :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3)

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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4)Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love :D :D CHEEKis Heroism :) :) NECK is Lust :D :D

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

5)Boss : Where were you born ? :?: :?: sardar : Punjab.

Boss : Which part ? :?: :?: sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

6)After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner? :?: :?: :?: Wife: No! Why? :!: :!: :?: Sardar: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner? " :idea: :idea:


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