If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

Pessimist: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time

forget her.

Patient: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait

until she comes back ...

Playful: If you love someone,

Set her free ...

* If she comes back,

and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer: if(you-love( m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers: If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act

clearly states that...

Bill Gates : If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees

but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist : If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

Statisticians : (Apte) If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you,

the probability of her coming back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans: If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person: If you love someone

don't set her free.

HR specialist: If you love someone

set her free by

Offering her VRS and other benefits

Then outsource her.

Psychologist If you love someone set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist If you love someone set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert If you love someone set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert If you love someone set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist If you love someone set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

MBA If you love someone

set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously