Freind : So how was your 1st date with your Girlfriend...did you do her?
Sanjay : Don't ask buddy I was robbed off my wallet.
Friend : But your Girlfriend is in the Traffic Police no?
Sanjay : Yes, and that was the pain chum. As we got on to make love. She fined me Rs.100 for OVERSPEEDING, Rs. 200 for WRONG SIDE ENTRY and Rs.500 for WITHOUT HELMET....