wife ko khany ke liye dia?
Wife: ap ne apne liye Q nahi liya?
Husband: mai is ke bghair bhi khamosh reh sakta hun
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Y??
Boy thought for a while,
Took her in his arms,
Lookd into her deep eyes nd said-
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Dekh
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Dimag mat kha.
Already physics me fail hoon :)
कोमेंट का जो बवंडर उठता है उसे देखकर
दिल से यही प्रार्थना निकलती है
" अगले जनम मोहे बिटिया ही कीजो !!!!
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple … sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year old`s childish behavior with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple could`nt resist and said to the old man, “why dont you take ur son 2 a good doctor?”
Old man smiled and said “I did and we are just coming from the hospital,
my son was blind from birth, He Just Got His EYES TODAY” ….
Think before u speak… Do not try to judge each and everything in life just by seeing it :)
बेटा: 5 विषय में फेल हो गया.
पिताजी गुस्से में : आज के बाद तुम मुझे अपना पिता मत कहना.
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बेटा : relax पिताजी. Chill !! स्कूल के टेस्ट में फेल हुआ हूँ, DNA टेस्ट में नहीं.
Q: Do u believe in having sex with a total stranger?
A: Yuck! Never.
Q: Do u believe in arranged marriages?
A: Yes, of course.
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?
Comments:
-- Awwwww.. muah..
-- Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..! ;-)
-- You went without me ?? :'(
-- Wow! I also wanna experience it once..! :)
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Boy's Facebook Status -
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. :)
Comments:
-- Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein ??
-- Bas yehi aukaat hai teri !!
-- Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega toh bhi status rakhega ??
-- Chuze baap ko bol ek cycle toh dila de kam se kam !!
-- Haan toh bhai ja.. conductor ban jaa uska !!
:)
Boy- Its all urs...
Gal- Do u mind if i take some water?
Boy- My pleasure
Gal- 'Bhaiya' agla station kaun sa hai?
Boy- Mere baap ne mere dimag me GPS nai fit kiya hai...seat khali kar mujhe neend arai hai :XXX
She enjoyed it and started rubbing it Vigorously until
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the Pussy cried Meaowww....and ran away.
Moral- Be kind to Animals :P
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Like ...... My name , adress and mobile number.. etc..
LOL
Banta: A Lakh.
Preeto: That`s Ridiculous!
Banta: It`s OK for u to say so coz u don`t smoke or drink and you`ve got ur own PUSSY
When you ask a boy who they like and they say "nobody":
1% are telling the truth.
5% are lying.
94% that "nobody" is you.
" India me Corruption
khatam ho Jayega...!"
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Student :- Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense.
Girl : What are you Doing?
Boy : I'm Talking With My Angel Now !!..:$
Girl : Awww... Do u Know That you are So Sweet ?
Boy : Yes , ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I'm Talking With U Now !! :P
Girl : Teri #@$%
Englishman stops his car and asked, 'Are u a prostitute'?
Gay: No Baby, I am a Substitute.
Mein tumhein bangla dilaonga,
car dilaonga,
Gold k dher lga dunga..
Girl:
Acha ye btao sham ko park aao gay na?
Boy:
Han agr Dost ne bike dedi to :-P
My Whistle, Madam ?
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Girl : Yes, But I Don't
Like Flirting While I'm Driving..!! ;)
Maine 1 bar bas itna kaha tha ki...
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Sweater ke bine Katerina lagti ho
:)