Funny Santa Banta..

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Santa : "Ek litre gaaye{cow} Ka Dhoodh Dena."

Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."

Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de.."

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Interviewer:To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?

Santa:PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!

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Santa: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Santa: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Santa Replied:

"No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Santa attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Santa If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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