Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de.."
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Interviewer:To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa:PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!
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Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Santa Replied:
"No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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