Funny Santa & Banta SMS Collection

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Santa: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain Me Dikhau?
Santa: Nahi,
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Helicopter Me Dikha Saaley,
Sardar Dekha Ni Ki Mazak Shuru..


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Santa Bar Bar Apni Windows Ka
Password Bhool Jata Tha.
Ek Baar Usne Socha
Mein Apni Windows Ka Password
Kya Rakhu Jo Kabhi Na Bhulu.
Usne Pasword Rakha ‘INCORRECT’.
Ab Jab Bhi Wo Ghalat Password Enter Karta
Computer Usey Khud Bata Deta
"Ur Password Is Incorrect"
Santa Rocked Computer Shocked....


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Santa Naha Raha Tha,
Dost Ne Awaaz Lagai To
Nanga Hi Bahar Aa Gya..
Dost-Besharm Kuch To Pahen Leta..
Srdar Bhag K Ander Gya..
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AUR
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PAGDI Pehan K Aa Gya!


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Kabir Das Ji Ne Kaha Hai Ke..
KAL KAREIN SO AJ.
AJ KARE SO AB...
Santa: Ab Mujhe Koi Ye Btaye, Ki
Kal Aaney Wali Potty Ko Abhi Kaise Karein.
PAGALA KABEER.


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Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak Karti Hai Ki Kya Batau
DOST:-Kaise?
Santa:-Kal Maine Uski Ankhon Par Haath Rakh Ke Bola Mai Kaon?
To Wo Boli-
DOODHWALA.... _Ha_Ha_Ha_


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Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch Kar Pareshan
Hai Ki Jab
Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak Kuchh Khaya Hi Nahi,
To Fir Wo
BILL Kis Bat Ka Maang Rahey Hain?


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Santa : Yaar Yeh
SENT MESSAGE
Kya Hota Hai?
Banta : Ghochu,Bevkuf,
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kia Hai.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Msg".


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Santa Was Lying On Beach,

Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,

Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No I M Gopal Singh

Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And
Left Tht Place In Anger.

Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
R U Relaxing?
American: Yes.

Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai....




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