Funny Q & A on Lawyers!!

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Q: Why are lawyers buried 12 feet underground?

A: Deep down their good.

 

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One's a slimy scum-sucking scavenger, the other is just a fish.

 

Q: Why are lawyers great in bed?

A: They get so much practice screwing people.

 

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

 

Q:What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a lawyer?

A: Nothing, there are some things that even a pig won't do.

 

Q: Why didn't the doctor (any other misc. profession) pay the rent on his outhouse?

A: He didn't like the lawyer living downstairs.

 

It Just a Joke!!! :)




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