Justin Bieber and George Bush were sitting inside a hospital....
George Bush started crying...
Justin asked him 'Why the hell are you crying?'
George replied 'They are going to cut my finger for the blood test'......
Hearing this Justin started laughing....(being safe feeling)
George asked 'Now why are you laughing?'
Justin replied 'I have come for urine test'........ :)
Santa- "Nahi abhi to ghar pe hu...kyu kuch kaam hai kya?"
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's amino acid's base pair's hydrogen
bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Arjun : Aap toh serious ho gaye :D :D
2nd Lady: wo dieting jo karti hai. aur aaj kal to uska gozara sirf vegetables pe he hai. bus kia bataon, agar tum uska bedroom dekho to wahan se be tumhain molian, gajarain and kheeray he milian ge
Husband in romantic mood: You want to have sex?
Wife in soft tone: Ohh!! naa ji naa, bas 2-3 envelope chipkane hai.
50% of the people use it well as a
search engine. .!!
The other 50% of the people use
check if their internet is
not !! ;) :-P
some of the upcoming attraction at Gandhi ki dhoti as advertised in the local news paper were...
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kachhe dhage.
Gamdhi ki dhoti mein Darar.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hal-Chal
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chupa Rustam.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Do jasoos.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Anaconda.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Baazigar.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Andhi.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Garam Hawa.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein De dana dan.
Gandhi ki dhoti mein 3 idiot
Gandhi ki dhoti mein Bhool bhulaiya..
Gandhi ki dhoti mein...ab aap logon ki bari....:D