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Justin Bieber and George Bush were sitting inside a hospital....

George Bush started crying...

Justin asked him 'Why the hell are you crying?'

George replied 'They are going to cut my finger for the blood test'......

Hearing this Justin started laughing....(being safe feeling)

George asked 'Now why are you laughing?'

Justin replied 'I have come for urine test'........ :)

Sunny leon is acting in Jism 2,now the song will be-'awaraPORN, banjaraPORN'....
Santa receives a phone call- "Kya aap Anna hazare ke saath hain?"

Santa- "Nahi abhi to ghar pe hu...kyu kuch kaam hai kya?"

Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail...

Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's amino acid's base pair's hydrogen

bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Arjun : Aap toh serious ho gaye :D :D

‎1st Lady: tumhari beti itni smart kaise hai?

2nd Lady: wo dieting jo karti hai. aur aaj kal to uska gozara sirf vegetables pe he hai. bus kia bataon, agar tum uska bedroom dekho to wahan se be tumhain molian, gajarain and kheeray he milian ge

Wife playing with husband's penis up and down.

Husband in romantic mood: You want to have sex?

Wife in soft tone: Ohh!! naa ji naa, bas 2-3 envelope chipkane hai.

Fact of GOOGLE:

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50% of the people use it well as a

search engine. .!!

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The other 50% of the people use

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check if their internet is

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not !! ;) :-P

There was just one cinema theatre in the village,the village people though backward were very patriotic.in fact as a cinema screen the owener of the theatre had installed a KHAADI DHOTI...the villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate theatre to Mahatma Gandhi Ji,and named the theatre 'Gandhi Ki Dhoti'

some of the upcoming attraction at Gandhi ki dhoti as advertised in the local news paper were...

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kachhe dhage.

Gamdhi ki dhoti mein Darar.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Hal-Chal

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Chupa Rustam.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Do jasoos.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Anaconda.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Baazigar.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Andhi.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Garam Hawa.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein De dana dan.

Gandhi ki dhoti mein 3 idiot

Gandhi ki dhoti mein Bhool bhulaiya..

Gandhi ki dhoti mein...ab aap logon ki bari....:D




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