When he finally returned home on Sunday night , his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a few hours of swearing and screaming , his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days ??
The husband couldn't believe his luck , so he looked up , smiled and said , that would suit him " JUST FINE"
Monday went by , and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Thursday come , the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little , out of the corner of his left eye..........
Girl- Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti..
Teacher-To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Boy- Sahan Shakti. :)
1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.
4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan…
5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..
7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise..
Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa..
Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.
Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..
Banta- Agar nahi dhund paya to? :o
Santa- Aisa mat bolo na....mai darwaje ke peeche hi chupunga :P
If you give her Dick , she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house , she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries , she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile , she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.........
So, if you give her any crap , be ready to recieve a ton of shit.
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Son:- Really papa? Zara link to share kariye :P.
Bahu apni saree upar kar k taange khol k boli - Ye Choot hai Choot, Koi Sony ka 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi...
Dadi (Bahut Pyaar se) - Nahi Beta...Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jayenge....
Pappu - Fir Behan ki Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge
Dadi - Nahi Beta...Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum fir se 6 Ho jayenge
Pappu - Fir Aap Marr Jaoge to hum fir se 5 ho jayenge
Dadi - Chup kar jaaaaaaaa... Haraamkhor So Jaa...:-)