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A married man left work early one friday , but instead of going home , he spent the weekend partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night , his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few hours of swearing and screaming , his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days ??

The husband couldn't believe his luck , so he looked up , smiled and said , that would suit him " JUST FINE"

Monday went by , and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Thursday come , the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little , out of the corner of his left eye..........

Teacher-NAARI Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?

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Girl- Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti..

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Teacher-To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Boy- Sahan Shakti. :)

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!!

1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..

3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.

4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan…

5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..

6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..

7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise..

Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa..

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.

Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

Santa- Chalo mai chupta hu,tum mujhe dhundna....agar dhund liya to mera muh me le lena.... :P

Banta- Agar nahi dhund paya to? :o

Santa- Aisa mat bolo na....mai darwaje ke peeche hi chupunga :P

Whatever you give a woman , she will make greater.

If you give her Dick , she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house , she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries , she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile , she'll give you her heart.

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She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.........

So, if you give her any crap , be ready to recieve a ton of shit.

SAHARA has withdrawn its sponsorship to Indian Cricket Team.

The new Sponsors are "Whisper Ultra" as Team is going through its worst 'period'.

Father:- Beta, Facebook se hat kr bhi 1 dunya hai.

Son:- Really papa? Zara link to share kariye :P.

Saas bahu se -: Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?

Bahu apni saree upar kar k taange khol k boli - Ye Choot hai Choot, Koi Sony ka 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi...

:) :)

Pappu - Daadi....kya hum hamesha Paanch hi rahenge... Aap.. Papa... Mummy... Main... Aur Behan..

Dadi (Bahut Pyaar se) - Nahi Beta...Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jayenge....

Pappu - Fir Behan ki Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge

Dadi - Nahi Beta...Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum fir se 6 Ho jayenge

Pappu - Fir Aap Marr Jaoge to hum fir se 5 ho jayenge

Dadi - Chup kar jaaaaaaaa... Haraamkhor So Jaa...:-)




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