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Phone rings..!!
Tring… Tring…
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Boy : Hello chintu hai ?
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Girl: Nahi hai..!!
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Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jaega..!! ;)
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.as they passed a barnyard of mules,goats and pigs the wife asked sarcastially,"relatives of your?"
"yep" the husband replied,"..in laws"
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nurse - kyu has rahe ho...??
bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli nikal kar
dikhai or bola..
"don ko marna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai"
Because If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.
Tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
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Mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye. xP
Snow White Said: “I Would Rather Have Seven Inches At One Time. Not One Inch At Seven Times“
