Elementary Mathematics : The relation of Donkey and Man (Joke)

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Mathematics can be sometime use for Fun as well .. Now here you will find How Man related to Donkey with the help of equations..

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Humans that don't know enjoy = Donkey that works

Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have...

Men+ Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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Contributed by Manish

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