Wants and needs Female-The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological

longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship

Male-Food, sex, and beer

Communication Female-The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner

Male-Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys

Butt Female-The body part that all clothing manufactures makes "looks bigger"

Male-The organ of mooning and farting

Commitment Female-A desire to get married and raise a family

Male-Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend

Entertainment Female-A good movie, concert, play or book

Male-Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges

Flatulence Female-An embarrassing byproduct of digestion

Male-An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding

Glass Ceiling Female-The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the top in business

Male-What would really be great since that hot babe works in the office above!

Lesbian Female-A woman who makes love to other women

Male-A woman who has sex with other women so men can get turned on

Making love Female-The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve

Male-What men have to call "boinking" to get women to "boink"

Remote control Female-A device for changing from one TV channel to another

Male-A device for scanning through all 99 channel every 2 minutes

Taste Female-Something you do to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good

Male-Something you do to food you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out

Thingy Female-Any part under a car's hood

Male-The strap fastener on a woman's bra

Vulnerable Female-Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another

Male-Playing ball without a cup