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Man to Prostitute: "How much?"

She replied: "$100 on the bed, $50 on a sofa and $20 on the grass"

Then he gave her $100

She replied: "I see you are a man of class"

He said: "Class my ass. I want five times on the grass"!! :P :D

अर्ज़ किया है , एक और शांति के साथ सुनियेगा ....... न मिले तो अकेले ही सुनलिजेयेगा ...

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई मैं .....

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई मैं.....

मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई मे....!!!!

A lady answers a call from an uknown pervert who says ''If you can guess what's in my hand,you can have it.''...and the lady is like,''If its small enough to fit in one hand,you can keep it."
‎8 Saal ke Galib ne dukaan pe jaa ke arz kiya--->

Aaj Lulli hai kal Lulla hoga,

Aaj Lulli hai kal Lulla hoga

Chachi jaan kya aapke paas 500 ka khulla hoga?

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, with a sense of pride n satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine."Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello!
Height of Laziness -

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Marrying a pregnant woman..xDxP

In India Government decides age of Army Chief.

In Pakistan, Army Chief decides age of Government.

One Man Coming In Bar.

Man: “One Vodka Price”

Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”

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Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”

Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”

Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”

Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”

Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”

Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“ :P :P.........

Wikipedia is black today.

Those RACIST idiots !

Latest way of proposing..Want to be my ....

Latest way of proposing..

Want to be my facebook password?

Agar Mobile me Indian Style Templates hote to kuch yu hote :

1. Kutte Call kar

2.Cigarette lete ana

3.Teri bhabhi ke sath hu

4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de

5.Kaha hai sale?

6.Kal College ya Bunk?

7.Dimaag mat kha

8.Yaar teri bhabhi naraz ho gayi,2-3 senti msg bhej

9.Abhi Call mat karo jaan papa jag rahe hain

10.Baad me baat karti hu,mummy bula rahi hai

11.Balance nahi hai call me

People Say LOVE Brings Spice, Tears, Happiness, Flavour & Taste To Your Life ..

But ..I Believe Ye Sab Cheezain Hi Chaiye Tou Banda GOL GAPPAY Na Kha Lay :D

Studnt shayari - aasman me kali ghata chai h,

aaj fir principal se mar khai h,

sab kahte h ,

sudhar ja ,

par kya kare aaj madam fir SHEELA ban ke aayi hai.

Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...

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But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......

Awesome...!! :

H0w Many Girls D0es It Take T0 Change A Light Bulb?

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5 Girls,

1 T0 Change The Bulb And 4 T0 Scream

"Araam Sey , Araam Sey!" :-D :-P

Doctors say that drinking 8 glasses of water helps your skin look younger.

My advice: drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you wont give a damn how old you look.

A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked my friend. I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."

A aerobics class room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

A husband and wife with their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."

Pretty soon one of the boy goes upstairs and peeks in for a few minutes, then trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.

"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."

The difference between 'Having Guts' & 'Having Balls'...??

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling high with perfume and beer, carrying lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next....."




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