She replied: "$100 on the bed, $50 on a sofa and $20 on the grass"
Then he gave her $100
She replied: "I see you are a man of class"
He said: "Class my ass. I want five times on the grass"!! :P :D
कुत्ता मर गया रजाई मैं .....
कुत्ता मर गया रजाई मैं.....
मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई मे....!!!!
Aaj Lulli hai kal Lulla hoga,
Aaj Lulli hai kal Lulla hoga
Chachi jaan kya aapke paas 500 ka khulla hoga?
Marrying a pregnant woman..xDxP
In Pakistan, Army Chief decides age of Government.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“ :P :P.........
Those RACIST idiots !
Latest way of proposing..
Want to be my facebook password?
1. Kutte Call kar
2.Cigarette lete ana
3.Teri bhabhi ke sath hu
4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de
5.Kaha hai sale?
6.Kal College ya Bunk?
7.Dimaag mat kha
8.Yaar teri bhabhi naraz ho gayi,2-3 senti msg bhej
9.Abhi Call mat karo jaan papa jag rahe hain
10.Baad me baat karti hu,mummy bula rahi hai
11.Balance nahi hai call me
But ..I Believe Ye Sab Cheezain Hi Chaiye Tou Banda GOL GAPPAY Na Kha Lay :D
aaj fir principal se mar khai h,
sab kahte h ,
sudhar ja ,
par kya kare aaj madam fir SHEELA ban ke aayi hai.
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......
1 T0 Change The Bulb And 4 T0 Scream
"Araam Sey , Araam Sey!" :-D :-P
My advice: drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you wont give a damn how old you look.
"Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked my friend. I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Pretty soon one of the boy goes upstairs and peeks in for a few minutes, then trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling high with perfume and beer, carrying lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next....."