Suspect: my loard, why exactly Rs 11,461?
Judge: Rs 10,000 for rape,
4% vat
and
10.2% entertainment tax
:)
शादी करना उतना ही आसन है जितना की Loose Motion करना !
और निभाना उतना ही मुश्किल जितना उसे .. रोक के रखना .!!!!!
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer.... :-D
Just married:Have sex all over d house
Few yrs later:Have sex only in d bedroom
After many yrs: Just cross each other in d hall & say
fuck you...xp
"She doesn't know what she wants, but she wants u to know what she wants..
And she wants that too!"
:)
It's When You Discover That The Vaseline You Applied In The Dark Was The Tiger Balm
Height of innocence
kid
Madam my son will not come to school today
Madam: who is speaking?
Kid: My papa is speaking :)
Boy: My girlfriend.
~Next day~
Dad: Now whos this new girl..??
Boy: Rishta wohi, Item Nayi ;) :D
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Ladki sharma ke boli :- "Yes ..."
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Ladka pyaar se :- To phir aapki 'kursi' main le jaon , Didi ;-)
Garib ka beta : Maa mene sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman me..
Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi h wo b phat jayegi..
.. LOL
(Clarke ki ma ki ch**t Clarke ki bahen ki ch**t)
