Johnny : Our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed.

Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight wen your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer :X

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..??

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up an kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know,

Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?“

Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me

So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too :D :P :D

Girl: You just wanna fuck me? :/

Boy: Wow! And 'Smart' too. :P

Sunvaai khatam hone ke baad.

Murderer-kya hua?

Lawyer-bahut mushkil se umar qaid mili .

Court to riha kar raha tha.

Ye dekhkar 2 ladke hasne lage.

Teacher gusse me boli: Chup hote ho yaa nikalu bahar dono ko?

why the cellphone with white colour are costlier than the black one

sincerely

stop being racist:p