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Teacher: What's wrong..??

Johnny : Our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed.

Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight wen your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer :X

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling..??

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping I shut up an kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, You know,

Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you cumin?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?“

Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me

So I said, wait for me, I'm coming too :D :P :D

Boy: You are the most funniest and the most beautiful girl I've ever met!

Girl: You just wanna fuck me? :/

Boy: Wow! And 'Smart' too. :P

Murderer-try karna, mujhe umar qaid ho, fansi nahi.

Sunvaai khatam hone ke baad.

Murderer-kya hua?

Lawyer-bahut mushkil se umar qaid mili .

Court to riha kar raha tha.

Class me padate hue madam ke blouse ke 2 button khul gaye.

Ye dekhkar 2 ladke hasne lage.

Teacher gusse me boli: Chup hote ho yaa nikalu bahar dono ko?

चुनाव आयोग वाले समझ नहीं पा रहे थे कि कौन सी मूर्तियाँ हाथी की हैं और कौन सी मायावती की, इसीलिए दोनों को ही ढकने का आदेश दिया है। :DDD

मूर्तियों पर पर्दा डालने के आदेश के बाद बीएसपी ने मांग की है कि आरएलडी के चुनाव चिन्ह हैंडपंप को भी उखाड़ा जाए। चुनाव आयोग ने बाकायदा सनी देओल से मदद मांगी है।

Dear blackberry

why the cellphone with white colour are costlier than the black one

sincerely

stop being racist:p