Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus When I
Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
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Boy:I Close My Eyes And Sleep :)
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Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega?? :D :D
Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya ankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte, Andha hoon Chutiya nahi.
:) :) :)
Har kudi di pehli pasand "soniya bra"
hun 6 size wich
1.small
2.medium
3.large
4.oye hoye!
5.hai o rabba!
6.oh teri maa dee!
earth . . !!
you know why . .?
because
they listen half..
understand quarter..!
but tell double
what a talent ..-:P
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and youwant to talkto anyone! But what is the urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter. And everyone doesn't need to go there. You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Sau Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said.I'm Sau Ree...
Caller: Oh...God!!!!!!! !!!
