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Engagement ke baad:

Boy: thank god,mein isi din ka intezar kar raha rha.

Girl: toh mein jau abhi

Boy: nahi,bilkul nahi

Girl: do you love me?

Boy: haa; karta tha,karta rahunga.

Girl: kabhi dhoka to nahi dogay?

Boy: nahi; isse achha toh mein mar jau.

Girl: mujhe pyar karoge?

Boy: why not!

Girl: tum mujhe maroge?

Boy: nahi mein aisa aadmi nahi hu

Girl: kya mein tum par vishwas kar sakti hun?

Boy: yes

Girl: Oo darling!

shaadi ke baad kya hota hai; janane ke liye isi msg ko neeche se uper padhe;)

Teacher to Kid: Translate the sentence into HINDI.

"PAPPU united his mother and sister."

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Kid: Miss bole to, "PAPPU ne apni maa-behan ek kar di." .. :P

A lesson in Psychology"

¤ When a person laughs 2 much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside.

¤ When a person sleeps alot,be sure dat person is lonely.

¤ When a person talks less,and if he talks,he talks fast then it means that person keeps secrets.

¤ When some 1 can't cry then that person is weak.

¤ When some1 eats in abnormal way then that person is in tension.

¤ When some1 cry on little things then it means he is innocent & soft hearted.

¤ When some 1 gets angry on silly or small things it means he is in love.

So true,try to see all these in real life,u will find all !!

Husband texts to wife on cell..Hi, what r u doing Darling?....

Husband texts to wife on cell..

Hi, what r u doing Darling?

Wife: Im dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types:

Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?

Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair..

Husband: Bloody English Language! :’(

Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,

Dard to kam hota hai.. Dentist: abhi soch lo kya krwana h, fir mai chair us hesab se set karun..:)

1 Ladka Ladki se puchta hai:

Bache kaise hote hain?

Sharmao mat batao.

Ladki Chup…

Ladka: Arey pagli itna bhi nahi pata,

Bache shararati hote hain.




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