10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

9- You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6- Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

5- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4- Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3- A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.