A. So they"d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What"s the difference between a paycheck and your dick?

A. You don"t have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman"s nipples for?

A. It"s Braille for "suck here".

Q. What"s the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After 5 years your job will still suck..

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

A .They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Q .How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A. They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

A. Money

Q What is the similarity between a woman & KFC?

A By the time you've finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Q What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

A Full.