Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence of alcohol.
Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Virginia: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Wisconsin: Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.