rafe
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:18 am Post subject: Heights... |
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 1. What is height of Fashion?
 A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4.What is height of fearness?
A.Affraid of toy tiger make the pant wet.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder |
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