Santa’s wife dies.
He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him:
Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Sardar darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha:
“Upar Q aye?”
Sardar: “AMROOD khanay”
Bandar:”Yeh to AAM ka ped hai”
sardar: “pata ha, Main AMROOD sath laya hon”
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Government nay elaan kiya hai!
jis ke 5 bachey hongy unhay 50000 diye jaingay.
Sardar apni wife say: meri gf ke pas mera 1 beta hai abhi lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nahi the
pocha: kahan hain?
Wife: jiske the wo le gaya…
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Why do farts smell so bad?
So that the deaf can enjoy them too.
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