Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,
Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!
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Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai,
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai,
kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I Love You, na karo to bole:
"Brother who r u'
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.
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SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall hum karenge
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Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha
"TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI"
Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
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Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"
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SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna.
BANTA: Kyon??
SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska......
ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.
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