Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to....
Brush aur paste saath rakhna.
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Zamane se chupa kar teri tasweer toilet mein laga rakhi hai
Baar baar deedar ho isliye Julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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EK WAQT THA JAB AAP KE MSGS AISE AATE THE
JAISE KISI NE AAP KE SIR PAR PISTOL RAKHI HUYI HAI
AUR AAP SE SMS KARWA RAHE HAI
MAGAR AB TO LAGTA HAI
KISI NE AAP KO GOLI HI MARDI HAI
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Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile.
Aur jo mujhe mail nahin karte hain,
Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se, BAHAN jaisa pyaar mile.
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
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usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai
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Janeman aapki mahobbat mein
kya se kya haal ho gaya
badan se badboo aa rahee hai
nahaye huye zamana ho gaya
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FIZAO MEIN TUM HO
GHATAO MEIN TUM HO
HAWAO MEIN TUM HO
BAHARO MEIN TUM HO
DHOOP MEIN TUM HO
CHAON MEIN TUM HO
AB TUM HE BATAO MERI JAAN
KYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO
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STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE
COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME
WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE
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THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB
NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR
THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI
AUR BOLI MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR
