Today’s Funny SMS’s… (8 SMS)

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Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai

Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai

K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:

Main Ne Bank Luta

Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

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A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

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Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you?

His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.

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In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates

Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
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A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother".

Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away. sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha
hai'.

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Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

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