Santa : "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children
and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
Bunta : "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
Santa : "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none
of them dares to answer back.
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kal kare so aaj ker...aaj kere so abhi...
kal kare so aaj ker...aaj kere so abhi...
Abe saale karta hi rahega to dhoyega kabhi.....
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Woman in bar walks 2 bar tender n puts
her fingers in 2 his mouth.
Aftr he kisses n licks each finger,
she says- tel ur managr therez no
toilet paper in toilet
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti..
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
