Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
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A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother".
Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away. sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de
raha hai'.
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Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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