Son asks difference between confidence and confidential, Dad says,
you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
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1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food,
Drink, Hotel and even Sex.
2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
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Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one
punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent men always
carry a stepney with them!!
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Patient to Dentist: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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Hijackers' trick
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
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Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.
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Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.
Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
Sam: I don’t remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.
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Q. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
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Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.
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Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??
Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.
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