Today’s Funny SMS…. (5 SMS)

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely

& feel that U have lost every thing,

I will come, Hold your hand,

take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

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Baith kar unki julfon k saye me

swarg jaisa aagosh aaya.

Kambakhat uske bhaai ne dekh liya,

shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya

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Ishq mein yeh anjam paya hai,

hath pair tute, muh se khoon aya hai.

Aspatal pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaya hai

"Bahaaro phool barsao mera mehboob aya hai....

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Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-

Ap meri sharab chudva sakte ho?

Doc-Ha kyu nahi.

Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chudva do

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Jabse tumhe jana hai,

jabse tumhe paya hai,

hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya hai,

taki puch saku khuda se,

e khuda....Ye kaun sa

Cartoon banaya hai!!!




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  Posted on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 at 5:47 PM under   Funny SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed