God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
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What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!
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Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h
G:Thanx
B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h
G:Thanx "bhaiya"
B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.
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A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..
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Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
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1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai? sardar ne pure
page chhodkar last page par likha-apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke
dikha.
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WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A SARDAR & A DONKEY
BOTH MOVES TOWARDS THE ROAD TRANSPORT AS THEY GROW UP
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