A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea?

A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.

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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

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Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?

A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.

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Q: What is a gynaecolgist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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