Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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LADKIYAN SHADI KE BAD MANG ME SINDUR KYU LAGATI HAI?
ISSE LADKO KO PATA CHALE KI JIS PLOT PE UNKI NAZAR HAI US PLOT KA BHUMI PUJAN HO CHUKA HAI.
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ladki- mom aaj mane apne friend ko khub ullu banaya bataun kaise ?
mom kaise ?
ladki- maine rupye sandel me chupaye the or wo 2 ghante tak meri bra me dundta raha
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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
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One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
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Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi
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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
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On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
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Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !"
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Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
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Contributed by zafar
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Adult desi jokes, adult desi sms, Adult hindi sms
