Gal's father: Beta kya karte ho?
Santa: Ji samaaj seva karta hoon. Gire huon ko uthata hoon, bichade huon
ko milata hoon.
Father: Woh kaise?
Santa: Ji Bra banata hoon.

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Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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Doctor advised Santa: Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
Santa: Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti.

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Mirinda Condom : Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.
M R F Condom : Extra rubber, extra milage.
MOOV Condom : Aah se Aaha tak.
IODEX Condom : Andar tak jaye, Aaram dilaye!!

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Builder's son: Papa, mujhe behen chahiye.
Papa: Beta, usme to nau mahine lagenge.
Son: Itni der nahi chalegi, char aadmi aur kaam par laga do.