I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !
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Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings
that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys
like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
