Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls.... These are the world's largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard!....
Now!!! may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls?? .
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Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai ,
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to “HARI MIRCHI“ hai!
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JIS DIN AP HUM SE KHAFA HO JAO GAY
JIS DIN AP HUM SE RUTH JAO GAY
JIS DIN AP SUB KUCH BHOOL JAO GAY
TUB
TUB
TUB
TUB
GAAL PER AISA PARAY GA NA .........K SUB YAAD AJAYE GA ..
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A Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Chaddi Dena.
Elephant: HA...... Ha ha .....
Pheney Ga Kai?
Mouse: Nahi, Beti Ki Shadi Hai Tent Lagwana HAi !!!!
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Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi !!!!
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5 gr8 ppl:
1. ****hiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin
2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin
3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum,..so remain in touch!!
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'.....
