Vaibhav failed in xam.
He said 2 his teachr: "I'll ask u a ques.
If u dnt ans. U'll hv 2 gv me "A" grade.
Techer-ok
Vaibhav: wats legal bt nt logicl, logical bt nt legal n neither logical nor legal?
Teacher couldnt ans. He gave him "A" grade.
Later d vaibhav answerd- sir u r 63 yrs n ur wife is 30, legal bt nt logical, ur wife has a
25 yrs old bf, its logical bt nt legal. Nw u hve gvn ur wife's lover "A" grade. Its neithr logical nor legal ...!!
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Judge-Tumhari aakhiri khwaish?
mujrim-aap ki beti se shaadi,ek mercedes,bandra bandstand pe 3bhk,Rs5crore cash,US ka visa, 2saal ka honeymoon,6-7bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa or mai un sab ki shaadi karva dun,us k baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga,
judge zor se haste hue- choos le mera.....
meri koi beti hai hi nahin....
taang do madarchod ko
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1) POLICE MAN: - sab mujse darte he or me bivi se,
2) MOCHI: - Me juto ki marammat karta hu or bivi meri,
3) TEACHER: - Main school me lecture deta hu or ghar me sirf sunta hu.
4) OFFICER:-Me office me BOSS hu or ghar me Nokar,
5) JUDGE:-Me court me faislay sunata hu or ghar me khud insaaf ka talabgar !
Faisla Aapke Hath me hai?
Kunware raho khush raho.
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Wen sm1 touches u n u dnt feel it, its IGNORANCE.
Wen sm1 touches u n u feel it, its LUV.
Wen nobdy touches u but u feel it,
Bhag le beta
BHOot hai
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Baap - Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho???????
Ladka - 4 Mahine Se...
Bap - Kaise yakin Karun???
Ldka - 5 Mahine Ruk Jayiye..........
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI
BAI in her life,
RANI - Before marriage,
LAXMI - After marriage,
BAI - After children.
