Hi
dear
mai
apse
ek
baat
puchhna
chahta
hu
bahut
dino
se
ye
baat
mere
dil
me
thi
lekin
kabhi
himmat
nahi
padhi
kyunki
mujhe
darr
tha
ki
aap
kahi
bura
naa
maan
jao
lekin
mujhe
ab
koi
parwah
nahi
hai
ab
maine
faisla
kar
liya
hai
mai
aapse
puchh
kar
rahunga
ho sakta
hai
aapoko
bura
lage
ho sakta
hai
aapko
achha
lagey
lekin
mujhko
answer
Zarur
dena
aur
kisi
se
kehna
mat
aapko
kasam
hai
plz
mujhe
bata
do
ki
HUM CHLORMINT
KYUN KHATE HAIN?
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A criminal broke into bed room, tied up husband & wife, kissed wife's ear & went 2 bathroom..
Husband told wife: "Satisfy him or he will kill us, Be strong. I luv u"!
Wife: "He didn’t kiss me. He whispered in my ear that he's gay, needs Vaseline & I told him it’s in the bathroom. So b strong I luv u too!:-D
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Santa's essay on "Indian cow" please read at ur own risk u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this!
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two r forward n two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement. He is mostly a girl. Its motion is very useful, green color. It has tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after d death..
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2 pandito me ladai ho rhi thi,
bauht daer ho gayi to 3sre pandit ne pucha 'kya hua'
toh 1st pandit bola 'jab mai lehsun pyaaz nahi khata, to is saaley ne murge me dala kyu?'
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Teacher:"Children in the dark make mistakes "...
Give me the opposite to this sentence.
Student:"Mistakes in the dark make CHILDREN"....!
