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From the day we became frnzs there have been so many times i disturbed u..

i irritated u..

Frustrated u.

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Today i jst msgd u 2 say

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i will continue ;-)

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Loha lohe ko kaat-ta hai,

Hira hire ko kaat-ta hai,

Usi tarha aap ko bhi kutta katega....

kyuki kutta kutte ko katta hai.

 

Bach ke rahna YAAR

 

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This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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.
Since YOU Accidentally Receive It,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

 

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Wife to Husband:-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

 

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America se ek marwari ne
apni maa ki dead body India
bheji, jis ke sath ek letter tha k amma ki
dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne
kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein
wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn
rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k
neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k
balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, …
aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho
to jaldi bata dena kion ke
babuji ki halat bhi khrab hai.

 

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Why we
sometimes write “etc”, at
d the end in examz
Bcoz it means

e- End of,

t- Thinking,

c- Capacity

 

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Cute Prayer

Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.

God: Why? U luv ur country so much?

Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war

 

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Top 5 funny shops :-

1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang Kendra.

 

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The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.

They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..

 

 

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Vidai ke samay dulhe
ka moblie baja and wife slapped
him.. why .?

Usme ringtone thi-
dil me chhupake pyaar ka
armaan le chale. Hum
aaj apni maut ka saman
le chale

 

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Ladkiyon Ke 7 jhuth:

1. I love you

2. Mai Solah saal ki hoon.

3. You are my first love.

4. No lip kisses.

5. Mujhe sharm aati hai.

6.Dheere-dheere pyar karo.

7. Hey ram mein lut gayi. !

 

 

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Masterji(class me)-:Agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye toh woh puri hoti hai.
Ladka-:Rehne do sir agar aisa hota toh aaj aap mere sasurji hote !!

 

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TajMahal Ki Diwaron pe Likha Hai,
KutubMinar ki Diwaronpe Likha Hai,
Is Jahan ki Har Minar pe Likha Hai
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“YAHAN LIKHNA MANA HAI”..

 

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Kya aap bor ho rahe he??

kuch krne ka mann ho raha hai

To

Chain kholo

haath andar dalo

Aur

bag se koi book nikal k padho..

 

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Ankhe teri roye ansu mere ho,

dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,

e mere dost dosti itni gahri ho,

ke beech sadak par log tujhe pite aur sari galti meri ho...


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