Funny Hindi SMS’s ……… Only for Adult!!

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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut.
Mom: Is it too small?
Girl: No, its salty!!
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Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy!
*Customer Care*
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6 beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool but suddenly all the water disappeared.
How? NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.
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2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay.
1 sardaar:what a breast.
2 sardaar:yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain?;-)
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Breaking news mumbai mein garmi 50c rahegi isliye tamam larkiyon sai guzarsh hai k wo apne Braas mein burf rakh lein warna doodh kharab ho jai gaShukria
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Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"
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