Funny Hindi Adult SMS.. (+18)

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Main phir aa gaya lekar apna gande sms ka pitara... Enjoy

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1 Ladka CallGirl ko upar baitha k sex kar raha tha

BOY-Tum daily kitna kama leti ho?

CalGirl-2000

BOY-Sach batao

CalGirl-Roji pe baithi hu,Jhooth nahi bolungi.

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Phool murjate acche nahi lagte.

Aap nunu khujate acche nahi lagte.

Umar hai shadi kar lo.

Roz Roz bathroom mein hilate acche nahi lagte....

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Sardar ji apko logon nay kyon mara ?

Sardar, arrey yar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,main nay kaha “ Madam zara saari upar kijiye,photo lena hai”

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Son : papa wo kon si chise hai jis kay har taraf baal hain.

Father : chup kar stupid.

Son : papa main bataon , “AAKHin” !

FATHER : OH yeah....

Son : papa aap nunu samajh rahay thay na.

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Milli bohat saza unse dil laganay ki ,

Nazar lag gayee hamaray pyar ko zamanay ki,

Kabar say niklay huway dono hath khatay hain,

Arzo rah gayee uskay boobs dabanay ki.


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  Posted on Friday, July 31st, 2009 at 4:26 PM under   Funny SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed