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Once there was a mouse!!

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That stupid ate the entire message...

Else I wrote so much of admiration for you.....

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A naughty caller calls to Dominos:-

Hello, Dominos..?

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Yes sir,

How may I help u..?

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Tell me, how to make a perfect crisp pizza at home just like you guys...

Please....

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Always remember these two things in your life:

1. When wind blows then leaves blows

2. If it doesn’t, then leaves don’t...

No need to say thanks dude, will keep sharing my knowledge till am here.....

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SCIENCE says boiling water kills bacteria’s....

But what science doesn’t knows that the DEAD BODIES of these bacteria’s still remains in water

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Stupid Science

... I know am genius, but never felt attitude coz of it....

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Wife: Who do you are talking in so much soft voice?

Husband: It’s Sister....!!

Wife: Then why so low?

Husband: Coz it’s your sister....!!

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WIFE: Hey I’ll divorce you, if your hair keeps falling at the same speed....!!

HUSBAND: OHH LORD,

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And I was trying hard to stop them from getting off.....

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Wife: You would never find a girl like me in the whole world,

even if you search with a lamp in your hand...

Husband: what do you think..??

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I’ll look for the second one like you only....!!

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Serious Joke of the Day...

Height of Cost Cutting:

A man painted the upper portion of his home and on the rest wrote:

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"Same as Above"...........!!!!

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Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?

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Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says:

"No human can be punished twice for the same offence."

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A Boy texts his Girl friend

"Love I can't live without you! Will you marry me?"

Here is the KILLING Reply –

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"Who’s dying now....!

I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name"

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How world exists from a wife’s perspective:

World’s most perfect man –

Her dad

World’s most loving lady –

Her mom

World’s most intelligent lady –

She herself

World’s saddest husband –

Her brother

World’s biggest witch –

Her sister in law

World’s handsomest guy –

Her son

Wolds most blessed man –

Her sister’s husband

World’s dumbest woman –

Her mother-in-law

And the world’s most- useless- selfish- liar and pathetic man.....

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Do I need to mention that.....??

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Dear weather, . . For just once, Please tell me, .

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Should I re-pack-up my woollens??

Don’t just keep making a dramatic entry n every other day....!!!

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Charged for laughing...!!

This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman with a baby bump was moving in a bus. Randomly she chanced upon a young man smiling at her.

Being little humiliated on account of her condition, she changed her seat and the same guy got more amused watching towards her.

She for one more time charged to another seat and found that guy laughing even more.

She soon filed a court case towards him.

In the court the man's defence was:-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing for she was pregnant.

There she sat under an advertisement poster, which read

"Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..

I got more amused when she then sat under another shaving advertisement poster which read:-

"William's stick did the trick"..

And then I could not control myself any longer, when for the third time she moved under an advertisement poster, which read:-

"Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..

The judge fell off his chair laughing, and the case was dismissed at the very same time.


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