to tease his wife's pussy.
Wife asks "you want sex?". "No,just to wet my finger to turn the
page!"
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lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "
Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"
Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".
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Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo,train aayegi gaand kat
jaayegi.abhi haath se
gaand dhotay ho,baad mein gaand se haath dho
baithogay!!!!!!!!!!
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon
nahi?
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lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."
dr: " how many times do u have sex?"
lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."
dr: " cut down wed."
lady:" but thats the only day i m with my husband!
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A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out
off
her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, " I told you not to go doggy
style ".
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing . He
was
happy with the hole & She was
happy with the thing!
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A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
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Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect
& trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips..
saying "push it more
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Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12
kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.
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Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
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A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
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What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !
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Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss
gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"
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why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!
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A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,"honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !"
He says,"Ignore him".
She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".
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LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up,stms down. stms h! ard,stms
soft.
stms big,
stms small. stms in,stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.
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