As you all know Asif Ali Zardari, the current and the corrupt President of Pakistan

…. and today he has given a warning not to use his SMS jokes..

(see the news HERE )

I proudly present the Jokes on Asif Ali Zardari!!!!

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Funny Shayari on Zardari

Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

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Baat to kirdaar ki hoti hai zardari
u to hajj nargis ne bhi kiye hai

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Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

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Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Faraz on Zardari

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In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar
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Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

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Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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.
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

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Zardari Aur Zarda

Zardari aur zarde

mei kia faraq hai

zarda wo hai

jo hushi mei khaya

jaata hai

aur

zardari wi hai

jo hushio ko

kha jaata hai

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Zardari and Musharraf

Haqeeqat thi par

khuwab nikla,

dur tha par pass nikla,

mein iss bat

ko kia kaho,

Ye zardari to Musharraf ka bhi

baap nikla.

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Dil chahta hai,
Chori Karon,
Jhoot bolon.
Sharab piyon,
Rishwat khaon,
Qatal karon,
Or
Jail Jaon.
Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

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Arz kya hai...
BOMB dhamakon se is qadar ghabra chukay hain Zardari.
K Uchhal partay hain khud apna he PAAD sun kar.

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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

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Zardari SMS Jokes

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch der baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

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Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.
Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahin.

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*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: Everybody knows

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Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.
Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala
Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.
Shukriya

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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

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Indian: Hamare pass Kanjar hein, Kutte hein, Soowar hein,
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Pakistani: Tum hamara muqabla kabhie nahi kar sakte,
.
.
.
Hamare pass ZARDARI hai.....

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Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
&
Said !
"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

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Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,
Har koi khali hath jaye ga,
Sab yahin reh jaye ga,
Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

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Zardari ke tamam doray kamiyaab hue hein,
Ayein us ke aik aur doray ki kamiyaabi ki Dua karein,
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*
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Aye ALLAH!
Zardari ko Aik kamiyab Dil ka dora ata farma.
Ameen..

Thief to a Man: Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?
I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.
Thief: Acha to phir hamaray paise nikalo.

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Hum Sub Umeed se Hain” on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad “Zardari” ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
“Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar “NAUKRANI” Thi?”
Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar “Driver” Tha..!

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Jokes on Zardari

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..
Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .
Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..
Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,
Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..
Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur
Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

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Just Imagine ...
Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->
Geo Zardari ...

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Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.
Shair: Shah
Tiger: Gujjar
Cheeta: Bhatti
Haathi: Butt
Zebra: Mochi
Kutta: Zardari.
Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..

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Contributed by Saleem khan From Pakistan

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