3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Oh shit.. why don't you tell me earlier
Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when
both r pregnant.
It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples
is the doggie position!
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breathe through that thing?
Four ways for making love
1. hand in hand
2. hand in that
3. that in hand
4.that in that..
An award winning ad in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic-: It reads:
U may never piss this way again...