3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: Oh shit.. why don't you tell me earlier

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Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.

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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

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What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when
both r pregnant.

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It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples
is the doggie position!
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!

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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breathe through that thing?

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Four ways for making love
1. hand in hand
2. hand in that
3. that in hand
4.that in that..

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An award winning ad in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic-: It reads:
U may never piss this way again...