6 Sms Jokes .. (Today’s SMS)

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1. Santa, seeing his wife's nude picture hanging at an art Gallery;

"Did u really pose for that?"

Jeeto: "R u mad? Of course not. He painted it from his sharp memory!"

2. Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Your own stupid!

3. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been. 'A Headache'!

5. When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "Damn I am really so cute" and you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit coz liars go to hell.

6. Doctor : Shall I gave your wife a local anesthetic?.

Santa: Certainly not. I can afford something imported!


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  Posted on Friday, August 21st, 2009 at 6:19 PM under   Funny SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed
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