Panties plural when it covers only one? =======================

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it. =======================

A prostitute"s nursery rhyme:

One two lets screw,

Three four I"m a whore,

Five six suck the dick,

Seven eight ejaculate,

Nine ten fuck me again ======================

MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?

WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab?

WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,

Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.

MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,

Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

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What is the height of poverty?

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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....

and you have only 1 rupee!!!!

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Friendship should not be like Breasts

coz they r sucked,

Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,

It should be like a Penis,

coz it stands when ever needed

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