Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 &
Panties plural when it covers only one?
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
A prostitute"s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I"m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..
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What is the height of poverty?
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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
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Friendship should not be like Breasts
coz they r sucked,
Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,
It should be like a Penis,
coz it stands when ever needed
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