5 Funny SMS Jokes.. (Today’s SMS)

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WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Son:- Why mom u r white and i am black??

Mom Replied:- Listen son, Considering all the

crazy things i did years ago, u should be thankful

That u r not barking..

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Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Sam: "She's a woman".

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Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

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Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


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