12 funny adult SMS…. (+18)

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Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

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Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye
ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

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'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.'

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Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

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Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?
A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

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Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sahab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!

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A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a fucking asshole.

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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche
chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

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Son kills a butterfly.
Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee.
Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Son: Dad u tell her or should I?

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Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri
Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow

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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein
bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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Contributed by Nilesh shinde

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