Guy: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours but u cant put urs in mine...m/
Gal: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine..... m/m/.
Innocent Son: Mom, why my cousin's name is Jasmine ;)
Mom : Because your Aunt loves Flowers :|
Son : Mom, What do you Love ? :P
Mom : Dick, stop asking me such stupid questions !!!
Boy: "Would u like to be the sun of my life?"
Boy: "then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me":D