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Important Facts:
1) Ant Has The Biggest Heart Amongst Insects.
2) Snake`S Vision Is Up To 5 Km.
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3) A Man Can Touch Sun If His Body Is Completely Surrounded By Mercury.
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4) No Twins Have Been Born Till Now In Greenland.
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5) Zebra Doesn`T Has A Liver.
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6) All The Above Details Are False.
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7) Thanks For Believing For A While.
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8) Today Is Not Apri 1st.
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9) But A Fool Is A Fool On Any Date..
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Teacher: Kaun Si Chidiya Sab Se Fast Udti Hai?
Student: Haathi !
Teacher: Nalayak... Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?
Student: Woh Al Qaida Mei Kaam Krte Hai !!
Teacher: Shabash ! Likho Bacchon, Answer Likho,
HAATHI !!.....
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Vachan Of The Day:
A Relationship Is The Period Of Time Between
"I Love You" And "Everything You Do Pisses Me Off".
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My Wife Left A Note On The Fridge....
"It's Not Working!!
I Can't Take It Anymore,
I've Gone To Stay At My Mom's....!!"
I Opened The Fridge, The Light Came On
And The Beer Was Cold...
"WTF Was She Talkin About?!?!"
